this is not because i don’t like you, but because i don’t want it to end up coming to that.
remembering you’re there hurts at times, and feel like we’re only friends when it’s convenient for you.
so it’s best that i forget about you every now and then which isn’t so bad considering you seem to be pretty good at that.
i tried giving nicknames to people on my phone’s contact list until i forgot who all the nicknames were for so all our text conversations would consist of them having a conversation with me while i awkwardly pretend like i know who they were and it was great.
i may be single but at least i have a keyboard with individually lighted keys that light up whenever i type.